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An Underground Railroad Between our Basements to Free Ourselves from Slavery

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Posted May 3rd, 2026, 10:43 EST

So I'm not at all advocating this because i don't know the legality. This is strictly a thought experiment, a dream, if you will.

The idea is this: Basically a decentralized network of underground tunnels between unemployed people's basements rooms that only unemployed people can access. There would be no planning involved for them to come about because people unaware of blogs entirely may become so individually desperate as to build tunnels on their own accord and by their own invention. They would escape this current hellworld that makes homelessness effectively illegal and effectively mandates wage work.

Instead of "leaving the nest" it'd be more like "entering Narnia" or something. Because there's billions of unemployed people in the world, no one would know who is really building tunnels or not. I'm not talking about living in sewers though, as those are hot and stinky. Plus the manual labor of building these tunnels will make unemployed peoples bodies more attractive to each other. Ever read about how much sex Olympians have? Yea it could be like that if people sculpt their bodies with enough digging.

In suburbia, the tunnels wouldn't even have to be that long, only like a few dozen feet.

After NEETs homeowners die they would have no place to live. At this point many people will resort to desperation.

But this is unnecessary with tunnels because now there is a network of friends anyone can travel to (with the underground motorbikes).

And it's not just tunnels the unemployed can build entire rooms underground, imagine!, free from the hot elements, free from controlling people and blowhards, only comradarie, together. But the tunnels would also enter into our basement rooms, where we can have our tendies whenever the food we collect from garbage cans gets a bit stale.

As far as the keys to the orgy room, oh hey what am I kidding, no keys, anyone can come in and just fuck. In the case of a nuclear attack, the tunnels can also serve as bunkers, and we can stockpile unopened cans we find in the garbage.

Of course some sort of informal or formal government would be set up, it's impossible for it not to. To avoid monopolization of the tunnels in the case a government fails or becomes corrupt, some tunnels would be completely inaccessible by others

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